by Future Bodyguard on Sun May 04, 2008 9:12 pm
phantom, I like the way you think. We should not spare any expense for personal safety here at Lake Holiday. If it takes personal body guards to get the job done, so be it. To be fiscally conservative, let's limit it to 1 bodyguard per family. Screw the vacant lot owners, they're never here anyway, but we'd get to spread the bodyguard cost over these suckers. If there's 800 homes and maybe 800 vacant lots, and a bodyguard would cost about $30,000 a year, we could get this done for about $15,000 a house. That's only an extra $1250 a month in dues. We all need to keep in mind that no amount is too much to pay for personal safety. If you don't want a personal bodyguard, would you prefer to die? I think not. The board is going to have a budget meeting come up. I'll go and propose that they start the hiring right away. It may take some time to get 800 bodyguards, but we've got to get right on this. And I know, some of the perennial malcontents are going to say that an extra $1250 per month in dues is completely ridiculous, but we can all agree that there's always 1 complainer in every group.
Given the job he's done, of course Zeb should head this whole thing. He might need some extra supervisory personnel to go from the roving patrol to handling 800 bodyguards, so that extra $1250 per month might be a little light. Zeb can grow into this responsibility just fine. Remember when we all thought that Leeanne was so indispensible? Once Ray canned her and replaced her with Zeb's wife Robin, thinks have been smooth as silk. Once you get the right person on the work, the problems go away and things go smoothly. I think we can all agree that Zeb will make sure this whole bodyguard operation is a smooth running machine.
I am actually feeling hopeful again.